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"So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife.
But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac.
It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us
could write it out.
And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can't exist."
@MattAndersonBBC