Date: Mon, 12 Apr 99 12:52:01 PDT
Subject: Fwd: State Motto's

><< >>                                            STATE MOTTOS......
> >>>
> >>>        Alabama:
> >>>        At Least We're not Mississippi
> >>>
> >>>        Alaska:
> >>>        11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
> >>>
> >>>        Arizona:
> >>>        But It's a Dry Heat
> >>>
> >>>        Arkansas:
> >>>        Litterasy Ain't Everthing
> >>>
> >>>        California:
> >>>        As Seen on TV
> >>>
> >>>        Colorado:
> >>>        If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> >>>
> >>>        Connecticut:
> >>>        Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
> >>>
> >>>        Delaware:
> >>>        We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
> >>>
> >>>        Florida:
> >>>        Ask Us About Our Grandkids
> >>>
> >>>        Georgia:
> >>>        We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalism
> >>>
> >>>        Hawaii:
> >>>        Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
> >>>        (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
> >>>
> >>>        Idaho:
> >>>        More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The
> >>>        Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
> >>>
> >>>        Illinois:
> >>>        Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
> >>>
> >>>        Indiana:
> >>>        2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> >>>
> >>>        Iowa:
> >>>        We Do Amazing Things With Corn
> >>>
> >>>        Kansas:
> >>>        First Of The Rectangle States
> >>>
> >>>        Kentucky:
> >>>        Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
> >>>
> >>>        Louisiana:
> >>>        We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,
> >>>        But That's Our Tourism Campaign
> >>>
> >>>        Maine:
> >>>        We're Really Cold,
> >>>        But We Have Cheap Lobster
> >>>
> >>>        Maryland:
> >>>        A Thinking Man's Delaware
> >>>
> >>>        Massachusetts:
> >>>        Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
> >>>        (For Most Tax Brackets)
> >>>
> >>>        Michigan:
> >>>        First Line of Defense From the Canadians
> >>>
> >>>        Minnesota:
> >>>        "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitoes"
> >>>
> >>>        Mississippi:
> >>>        Come Feel Better About Your Own State
> >>>
> >>>        Missouri:
> >>>        Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
> >>>
> >>>        Montana:
> >>>        Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber,
> >>>        Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
> >>>
> >>>        Nebraska:
> >>>        Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> >>>
> >>>        Nevada:
> >>>        Whores and Poker!
> >>>
> >>>        New Hampshire:
> >>>        Go Away and Leave Us Alone
> >>>
> >>>        New Jersey:
> >>>        Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto?
> >>>        I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Heah!
> >>>
> >>>        New Mexico:
> >>>        Lizards Make Excellent Pets
> >>>
> >>>        New York:
> >>>        You Have the Right to Remain Silent,
> >>>        You Have the Right to an Attorney...
> >>>
> >>>        North Carolina:
> >>>        Tobacco is a Vegetable
> >>>
> >>>        North Dakota:
> >>>        We Really are One of the 50 States!
> >>>
> >>>        Ohio:
> >>>        Land of Buckeyes: Useless Nuts
> >>>
> >>>        Oklahoma:
> >>>        Like the Musical, only No Singing
> >>>
> >>>        Oregon:
> >>>        Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
> >>>
> >>>        Pennsylvania:
> >>>        Cook With Coal
> >>>
> >>>        Rhode Island:
> >>>        We're Not REALLY An Island
> >>>
> >>>        South Carolina:
> >>>        Remember the Civil War?
> >>>        We Didn't Actually Surrender.
> >>>
> >>>        South Dakota:
> >>>        Closer Than North Dakota
> >>>
> >>>        Tennessee:
> >>>        The Educashun State
> >>>
> >>>        Texas:
> >>>        Se Habla Ingles
> >>>
> >>>        Utah:
> >>>        Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
> >>>
> >>>        Vermont:
> >>>        Yep
> >>>
> >>>        Virginia:
> >>>        Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
> >>>
> >>>        Washington:
> >>>        Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
> >>>
> >>>        Washington, D.C.:
> >>>        Wanna Be Mayor?
> >>>
> >>>        West Virginia:
> >>>        One Big Happy Family-Really!
> >>>
> >>>        Wisconsin:
> >>>        Eat Cheese or Die
> >>>
> >>>        Wyoming:
> >>>        Wynot?
> >>