>       Questions of Life
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> - If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
> - If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
> - If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
> - When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
> - Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank
>   machines?
> - How did a fool and his money GET together?
> - If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
> - How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
> - If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
> - What's another word for thesaurus?
> - Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
> - What do they use to ship styrofoam?
> - Why is abbreviation such a long word?
> - Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
> - Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
> - How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
> - Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
> - Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?
> - When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
> - Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special
>   Olympics?
> - Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
> - Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
> - If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
> - What was the best thing before sliced bread?