Sent:	Sunday, April 16, 2000 5:43 AM
Subject:	That's Comedy!

> TOP ELEVEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED
>
> 11.  No one ever steals your chair.
>
> 10.  Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
>
> 9.  Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work
>       drunk.
>
> 8.  People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you
>       keep them.
>
> 7.  So that -with a little help from Muzak- you can add "Exotic
>       Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
>
> 6.  You want to see if it's like the dream.
>
> 5.  To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down
>       your shirt.
>
> 4.  "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
>
> 3.  Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human
>       Resources.
>
> 2.  Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on
>       your tan.
>
> ...and (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Work Naked:
>
> 1.  Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here
>       by 8:00!"

>
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