Date: Wed, 3 Jul 2002 15:05:33 -0500



1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W. R.
   Grace Co. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers
   join forces and become...Polly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear
   and issue forth as MMMGood.

4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining
   will merge to become, of course, ZipAudiDoDa.

5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS,
   and consolidate as Fed UP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers
   will become Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants
   are expected to become Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the Nat'l Org. for Women
   will become Knott NOW!