Date: Tue, 22 Sep 1998 11:11:15 -0700

> > Maxims for the Internet Age
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> >
> > 1.   Home is where you hang your @
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> > 2.   The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
> >
> > 3.   A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
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> > 4.   You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
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> > 5.   Great groups from little icons grow.
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> > 6.   Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
> >
> > 7.   C:\ is the root of all directories.
> >
> > 8.   Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
> >
> > 9.   Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
> >
> > 10.  The modem IS the message.
> >
> > 11.  Too many clicks spoil the browse.
> >
> > 12.  The geek shall inherit the earth.
> >
> > 13.  A chat has nine lives.
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> > 14.  Don't byte off more than you can view.
> >
> > 15.  Fax is stranger than fiction.
> >
> > 16.  What boots up must come down.
> >
> > 17.  Windows will never cease.
> >
> > 18.  Virtual reality is its own reward.
> >
> > 19.  Modulation in all things.
> >
> > 20.  A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
> >
> > 21.  There's no place like http://www.home.com
> >
> > 22.  Know what to expect before you connect.
> >
> > 23.  Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
> >
> > 24.  Speed thrills.
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> > 25.  Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use
> >          the Net and he won't bother you for weeks
> >
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