Date: Thu, 5 Mar 1998 09:57:10 -0800

 
A magazine ran a Dilbert quotes contest. These are actual quotes from 
managers out there.
 
As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using 
individual security cards.  Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and 
employees will receive their cards in two weeks.  (This was the winning 
quote from Charles Hurst at Sun Microsystems.)
 
What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter.
 
How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?
 
E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data.
It should be used only to be used for company business.
 
Turnover is good for the company, as it proves that we are doing a good 
job in training people.
 
This project is so important, we can't let things that are more
important interfere with it.
 
Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.
 
No one will believe you solved this problem in one day!  We've been 
working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let 
you know when it's time to tell them.