Date:    Tue, 04 Aug 1998 10:33:09 PDT

MAC VS. PC

The software box said I needed "Windows© 95 or Better" so I bought a Mac.

INTEL INSIDE: The worlds most widely used warning label.

To see tomorrow's PC, look at today's Macintosh. -- BYTE Magazine

"Never ask a man what sort of computer he drives. If it's a Mac, he'll
tell you. If not, why embarrass him?" -- Tom Clancy

DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and
millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million
machines in use wordwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note
that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers
alone do not denote a higher life form.
  --New York Times, November 26, 1991

I don't do .INI, .BAT, .DLL or .SYS files. I don't assign apps to files.
I don't configure Peripherals or networks before using them. I have a
computer to do all that. I have a Macintosh, not a hobby.
   -- Fritz Anderson

"Usually Mac users are able to solve most of their problems without
any help from us." -- BellSouth ISP Tech Support

Customer: "I'm running Windows© '98."
Tech Support: "Yes."
Customer: My computer isn't working now."
Tech Support: "Yes, you said that."
 -- Pete Zimowski

Windows© 98(n) - 32-bit extensions and graphical shell for a 16-bit
patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit
microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of
competition.

Mac users often swear by their Macs, whereas PC users often swear at
their PCs.