Date: Thu, 28 Aug 1997 12:17:03 -0400
Subject: JOKE: redneck joke (yet another)



Thanks Dany for the joke...

> A German an Italian and a redneck are working on a construction crew
> and at lunch they go to the top of the building to eat.  One day the
> German opens his bag and says "Bratwurst again, if I have bratwurst
> one more time I'll jump off this building and kill myself!"  Then the
> Italian opens his bag and says "spagetti again, if I have spagetti one
>
> more time I'll jump off this building and kill myself!"  Then the
> redneck opens his bag "bologna again, if I have bologna one more time
> I'll jump off this building and kill myself!"
>
> The next day the three men are up on the building and they all have
> the
> same lunch as the day before.  They all jump one at a time, and sadly,
>
> are killed on impact.
>
> At the funeral the German's wife is sobbing "if I'd only known, Adolph
> would be alive"  The Italian's wife is crying and saying "Oh my a-God
> if I would-a-know my Angelo would be alive"
>
> "Don't look at me" says the redneck's wife "he always packed his own
> lunches!"
>