Date: Mon, 13 Sep 1999 18:04:09 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Fwd: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?


>>HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
>>     -------------------------------
>>"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you
>>like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
>>should  keep the chips and dip coming."
>>Alan, age 10
>>
>>"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
>>God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
>>stuck with."
>> Kirsten, age 10
>>WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>> -------------------------------------
>>"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER
>>by then."   Camille, age 10
>>
>>"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
>>married."   Freddie, age 6
>>
>>HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>> --------------------------------------------------
>>"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."
>>Eddie, 6
>>
>>"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
>>same kids."
>>Derrick, age 8
>>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>> --------------------------------------------------
>>"Both don't want no more kids."
>>Lori, age 8
>>
>>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>> ----------------------------------
>>"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
>>other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
>>Lynnette, age 8.
>>"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
>>usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
>>Martin, age 10
>>
>>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>> --------------------------------------------------------
>>"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
>>and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns."
>>Craig, age 9
>>WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?
>> -------------------------------
>>"When they're rich."
>>Pam, age 7
>>
>>"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
>>that."
>>Curt, age 7
>>"The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should
>>marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do."
>>Howard, age 8
>>
>>IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>> --------------------------------------
>>"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
>>someone to clean up after them."
>>Anita, 9
>>
>>"Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no
>>diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd just phone my mother and have
>>her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing."
>>Kirsten, age 10
>>HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>> --------------------------------------------------------------
>>"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"
>>Kelvin, age 8
>>
>>"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing after us just
>>the same as they do now."
>>Roberta, age 7
>>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>> -----------------------------------
>>"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a
>>truck." Ricky, age 10