In this month's [93.Jun?] issue of _Omni_ magazine there appeared the results of their latest "Name the Mixed Drink" contest. With no further ado, here the names are, in alphabetical order. Absolut Zero.............Absolut vodka over liquid nitrogen Alexander the Grrreat....Gin, creme de cacao, and sweet cream over corn flakes American in Paris........Kentucky bourbon and champagne Black Sabbath............Kahlua and Mogen David wine Blind Faith..............Wood alcohol and sacramental wine Blood Clot...............Vodka, tomato juice, and Jell-O Bloody Awful.............Vodka and ketchup Blue Moon................Corn whiskey and Aqua Velva Coleman Cooler...........White wine, soda, fried chicken crumbs, and sand Fuzzy Naval Base.........Peach schnapps, orange juice, and ammonia George Bush..............George Dickel bourbon and Busch beer Gorbachev................Vodka with a splash of port wine Honeydew the Dishes......Midori and Dawn Marie Antoinette.........Bourbon, cake mix, and flat beer Martinizer...............Gin, vermouth, and carbon tetrachloride Mary Poppins.............Vodka, tomato juice, and a spoonful of sugar, decorated with a paper umbrella Mexican Hairless.........Tequila and Minoxidil Oil of Ole...............Mazola and Sangria Peter, Paul, and Mary....Potassium nitrate, Paul Masson wine, and tomato juice Phillips' Screwdriver....Vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia Port in a Storm..........Red wine and rainwater Quack Doctor.............Cold duck and Dr. Pepper A Rum with a View........Bacardi and Visine Rum-Pole of the Bailey...Bacardi rum, Popov vodka, and Bailey's Irish Cream Sake-to-me...............Rice wine, punch, and nitrous oxide Scotch Tapeworm..........Dewar's and Mescal Shipwreck................Cutty Sark on the rocks Shirley MacLaine.........Sugar, carbonated water, ginger, syrup, and pomegrante(what ginger ale and grenadine were in a previous life) Short Wave...............Ripple in a shot glass Sinead O'Connor..........Irish whiskey and Nair Skid Roe.................Muscatel and caviar Sour Kraut...............Schnapps and lemon juice Sundae Driver............Vodka, orange juice, and ice cream Tequila Mockingbird......Jose Cuervo and birdseed Three Men and a Baby.....Jim Beam, Jack Daniel's, Johnny Walker, and Enfamil Three Mile Island........Vodka, gin, rum, tequila, and plutonium