[1997.jul.21]
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> CIA TRAINING
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> Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret
> agents. They finally got through all their written and physical tests
> when they are pulled aside by one of the instructors who took them to
> a
> small room with another room adjacent to it. They brought the first
> guy's wife into the room and left her there. The instructor then
> loaded
> two rounds into a pistol, handed it to the first man saying, "Go kill
> your wife of five years."  The trainee took the weapon, went into the
> next room. He came back out one minute later and said, "I can't do
> it."
> The instructor replied, "Then you fail out - get out."  The second
> candidate's wife was brought to the room. The instructor then loaded
> two rounds into a pistol, handed it to the second man and said, "Go
> kill your wife of ten years."  The trainee took the weapon, went into
> the next room, but returned three minutes later and said, "I can't do
> it." The instructor replied, "Then you fail out -get out."  Finally,
> the third candidate's wife was left in the adjacent room. The
> instructor loaded two rounds into a pistol, handed it to the third man
> and said, "Go kill your wife of fifteen years."  The trainee took the
> weapon, went into the next room where there is silence for one minute.
> Suddenly, there was the sound of two gunshot, followed by a huge
> commotion in the room.  The third man came out finally, sweating
> profusely, and said, "Good job, asshole! You gave me blanks - I had to
> choke the bitch!"
>