Date: Wed, 1 Mar 2000 07:22:49 -0700

> >The Amish Elevator

> >An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by
> >almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
that
> >could move apart and then slide back together again.
> >
> >The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
> >
> >The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
> >"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life,
> >I don't know what it is."
> >
> >While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
> >lady in a  wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
button.
> >
> >The walls opened  and the lady  rolled between them into a small =
room.
> >The walls closed and the boy  and his father watched the small
circular
> >numbers above the walls light up  sequentially.
> >
> >They continued to watch until it reached the last  number and then
> >the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
> >
> >Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year
> >old blonde woman stepped out.
> >
> >The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
his
> >son ...
> >"Go get your mother."