Date:     11/17/97 05:31:34 PM PST

> Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily
> functions.
>
> One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem.  I wake up every
> morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
>
> An eighty year old man says, "My case is worse.  I get up at eight and
> I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a
> bowel movement."
>
> The ninety year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I
> crap like a cow.
>
> "So what's your problem?" ask the others.
>
> "I don't wake up until nine."
>