Date: Wed, 13 Nov 1996 19:09:52 -0800 (PST)

> Do you know these acronyms?
> 
> 
> PCMCIA     People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
> ISDN       It Still Does Nothing
> APPLE      Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
> SCSI       System Can't See It
> DOS        Defunct Operating System
> BASIC      Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
> IBM        I Blame Microsoft
> DEC        Do Expect Cuts
> CD-ROM     Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
> OS/2       Obsolete Soon, Too.
> WWW        World Wide Wait
> MACINTOSH  Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs