> From New York: Land of enchantment ... it's THE TOP TEN LIST 
  for Monday, January 30, 1995.  And now, Swedish supergroup ... 
  David Letterman!

> From the home office in Sioux City, Iowa ...

TOP TEN SAN DIEGO CHARGERS EXCUSES

10. Thought we were going to be playing against them Budweiser
    bottles
 
 9. We were frightened and disoriented by halftime show

 8. Some kid in section E, row 11 kept yelling, "Chargers suck!" 

 7. Wanted to get billion-dollar endorsement deals because of who
    we are, not because we won some stupid game!

 6. If only we'd had Shapiro and Cochran on defense

 5. Ate free bags of Doritos until we were sick to our stomachs

 4. Have you ever seen a Super Bowl ring up close? Piece of crap

 3. Hard to concentrate when you're having erotic fantasies about
    Kathie Lee

 2. Pre-game pep talk by Marv Levy

 1. We've already been to Disneyland


Compiled by Sue Trowbridge
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