> From New York: A bloody good city, matey ... it's THE TOP TEN 
  LIST for Monday, February 6, 1995.  And now, available in seven
  fruity flavors ... David Letterman!

> From the home office in Sioux City, Iowa ...

TOP TEN SIGNS THAT IT'S TOO DAMN COLD

10. People buying hot roasted chestnuts to put in their pants

 9. Dan and Connie doing the news huddled together in a sleeping bag

 8. Mob corpses seen skidding across the East River

 7. Times Square strip clubs advertising "Live Heavily-Dressed Girls!"

 6. Mario Cuomo making a fortune shoveling walks

 5. Vendors selling down-filled hot dogs

 4. This morning, Triple-A had to jumpstart Andrew Giuliani

 3. People coming into Ed Sullivan Theater just to get warm

 2. Instead of the finger, New Yorkers giving each other the mitten

 1. Cabbies wearing flannel turbans


Compiled by Sue Trowbridge
The Top Ten List is Copyright (C) 1995 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated.
Used with permission.