> From New York: The fad apple ... it's THE TOP TEN LIST for Monday, 
  February 27, 1995.  And now, Mr. Night Life ... David Letterman!

> From the home office in Sioux City, Iowa ...

TOP TEN REJECTED MCDONALD'S SLOGANS

10. 'Food, folks and triple by-passes'

 9. 'Maximum taste -- minimum wage'

 8. 'Somewhat safer than smoking'

 7. 'Ronald McDonald touches most of the meat patties'

 6. 'Ask about our new McHookers'

 5. 'As mentioned by Kato Kaelin'

 4. 'Give us a week and we'll double your weight'

 3. 'We've heard that Dave Thomas guy from Wendy's dresses up like
    a woman'

 2. 'Over 90 billion served -- to Clinton alone!'

 1. 'McSucks!'

   [Music: McDonald's jingle, composed by Barry Manilow]

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