> From New York: Please step lively ... it's THE TOP TEN LIST for Wednesday, March 22, 1995. And now, the gangster of love ... David Letterman! > From the home office in Sioux City, Iowa ... TOP TEN SURPRISES IN KATO KAELIN'S TESTIMONY 5. Once got really desperate and traded O.J.'s Heisman for a case of hair mousse 4. Shocking revelation that he's a long-lost Menendez brother 1. Nickname: "Kato", real name: "Dorko" 9. At swearing-in, asked "You mean, like, I can't lie at all?" 3. Was ABC's first choice to host the Academy Awards 7. Repeatedly called Marcia Clark "Mommy" 6. For the last few months, he's been spending the night under Judge Ito's robe 10. Kept high-fiving Judge Ito and saying "Bitchin' beard, dude!" 8. He was an original member of the rock group ABBA 2. Stumped when asked to spell "O.J."