> From New York: Shut up and sit down ... it's THE TOP TEN LIST 
  for Friday, March 10, 1995.  And now, a wizard with pliers ... 
  David Letterman!

> From the home office in Sioux City, Iowa ...

TOP TEN JUDGE ITO PICKUP LINES

10. "I'm gonna slap you with a love subpoena"

 9. "Mind if I pull a Kato Kaelin and stay at your house?"

 8. "I find you guilty -- of being a babe!"

 7. "Care for a guided tour of my robe?"

 6. "I have something that I hope you'll find admissable"

 5. "May I check your coat?" [Earlier in the broadcast, Dave had
    checked the coat of a female audience member]

 4. "How would you like to see my Exhibit A?"

 3. "Ever since Rosa Lopez left, I've been awfully lonely"

 2. "Would you mind checking my beard for ticks?"

 1. "I'm Ito and you're neato!"