Top Ten Lines to Get Slapped Instead of Laid:
10. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
9. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8. The word of the day is "legs."  Let's go back to my place and spread the
   word.
7. My name's [insert name here].  That's so you know what to scream.
6. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
5. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
4. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
3. Aren't you my cousin?
2. I'd like to confront the front of your cunt.
1. Let's  say your left leg is Christmas, and your right leg is New Year's.
   How about if we spend some time together between the holidays?