> From New York: Okay, everybody, sit down and shut up ... it's THE TOP TEN LIST for Friday, April 28, 1995. And now, a man who's wearing his roomy pants ... David Letterman! > From the home office in Sioux City, Iowa ... TOP TEN WAYS TO MAKE BASKETBALL MORE EXCITING 5. Shot worth 10 points if you bounce it off opponent's head 10. Technical foul equals loss of possession and pants 2. Get a couple of new play-by-play guys for Marv Albert [video clip of Marv teaching Mujibur and Sirajul to say "Yes!"] 1. Make a foul shot, win a car! 3. Michael Jordan still gets to use a baseball bat 4. Players must constantly shout name of shoe company they have an endorsement deal with 6. Three words: giant flyin' rats! 8. If a fan throws something from the stands and it goes in the basket, it counts for that team 7. Players ride around the court on angry llamas 9. Balls dangerously overinflated with hydrogen Compiled by Sue Trowbridge The Top Ten List is Copyright (C) 1995 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. Used with permission.