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>Top 17 signs that NASA has hired a Bad Astronaut
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>17 drew mustache on the picture of Chuck Yeager.
>16 Keeps asking, "So when do we get to perform the alien autopsies?"
>15 Returns from space walk with bloody gloves.
>14 Constantly fighting for armrest in flight simulator.
>13 Had spacesuit fitted for zero-gravity bong.
>12 Flies shuttle under the Golden Gate Bridge on dare from his Top Gun
>buddies.
>11 Giggles uncontrollably at the mere mention of Uranus.
>10 Excitedly radios in reports of life on planet surface while still sitting
>on launch pad.
> 9 Complains that no matter what buttons he pushes, "that damn stewardess
>never comes."
> 8 Insists on bringing the MTV flag on missions.
> 7 On space walk, writes name in yellow across Antarctica.
> 6 Responds to every question with, "Hey, I'm no rocket scientist."
> 5 Performs "full-moon" maneuver on end of Hubble telescope.
> 4 Instead of laughing in the face of danger, merely titters at it.
> 3 Won't.  Stop.  Doing.  Captain.  Kirk.  Impers.  Onation.
> 2 Only reply to Houston's frantic calls are "Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!"
>and manic laughter.
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>     and the Number 1 Sign NASA Has Hired A Bad Astronaut...
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> 1 His stated mission: "Get some Martian tail."