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Whim Horoscopes

(21 March - 20 April)
Tomorrow you will see the Reading Rainbow... and if you don't, "take a look, it's in a book."

(21 April - 21 May)
It's gonna be a lazy Sunday...

(22 May - 21 June)
This week you will determine the source of that not so fresh feeling.

(21 April - 21 May)
Today is day of new beginings. Some of which include a little something called attending class.

(24 July - 23 Aug)
Your mom will call you and tell you to take out the trash. She means your girlfriend.

(24 Aug - 23 Sep)
This weekend you will realize that tricks are for kids.

(24 Sep - 23 Oct)
This weekend you will find yourself naked with a goat and Jello snack-pacs.

(24 Oct - 22 Nov)
You will decide to take a trip this week to the llama farm.

(23 Nov - 21 Dec)
The big lesson you will learn this week is that no matter how hard you try. You will never break into the Disney vault. Say goodbye to Lady and the Tramp.

(22 Dec - 20 Jan)
Take a lesson from Skee-Lo today and think to yourself, "I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl, who looked good, I would call her."

(21 Jan - 19 Feb)
Happy Birthday! Soon you will be legal and able to attend that fabulous place we all like to call "the bar."

(20 Feb - 20 March)
Lay off my Reeses... pisces?

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Posted by John

Way are these always so gay.

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Posted by Master Critique

I agreee with John...these are really bad...who ever write these has no imagination. If they are going to be horrible at least make them funny!!!

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Posted by Ken

I do have to agree - really dull but a lot of potential however.

submit!

Posted by jenny

Seeing the future is a tough job - submit your own!

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Posted by Ed

Beginnings is spelled wrong. And my birthday was Sunday, but I can already go to the bar. I win, twice.

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