> >2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234.
> >Leave mess.
> >
> >Lost: small apricot poodle.  Reward.  Neutered.  Like one of the family.
> >
> >A superb and inexpensive restaurant.  Fine food expertly served by
> >waitresses in appetizing forms.
> >
> >Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
> >
> >For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large
> >drawers.
> >
> >Four-poster bed, 101 years old.  Perfect for antique lover.
> >
> >Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take
> >home, too.
> >
> >Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
> >
> >Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
> >
> >We do not tear your clothing with machinery.  We do it carefully by hand.
> >
> >For Sale.  Three canaries of undermined sex.
> >
> >For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
> >
> >Great Dames for sale.
> >
> >Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
> >
> >Tired of cleaning yourself?  Let me do it.
> >
> >Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
> >
> >Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
> >
> >If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis
> >Cemetery.  It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and
> >Chopin.
> >
> >Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge.  Swim in
> >the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
> >
> >The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other
> >athletic facilities.
> >
> >Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
> >
> >Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates.  Automatically
> >burns toast.
> >
> >Sheer stockings.  Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of
> >women wear nothing else.
> >
> >Stock up and save.  Limit: one.
> >
> >We build bodies that last a lifetime.
> >
> >For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
> >
> >Man, honest.  Will take anything.
> >
> >Wanted: chambermaid in rectory.  Love in, $200 a month.  References required.
> >
> >Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.  Must be willing to travel.
> >
> >UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated?  Come here first!
> >
> >Christmans tag-sale.  Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
> >
> >Modular Sofas.  Only $299.  For rest or fore play.
> >
> >Wanted: Hair-cutter.  Excellent growth potential.
> >
> >Wanted.  Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
> >
> >3-year-old teacher need for pre-school.  Experience preferred.
> >
> >Our experienced Mom will care of your child.  Fenced yard, meals, and smacks
> >included.
> >
> >Our bikinis are exciting.  They are simply the tops.
> >
> >Auto Repair Service.  Free pick-up and delivery.  Try us once, you'll never
> >go anywhere again.
> >
> >Holcross pullets.  Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Granite 5-6204.
> >
> >Illiterate?  Write today for free help.
> >
> >Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion.  Blue Cross
> >and salary.
> >
> >Wanted.  Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general
> >housekeeping duties.  Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
> >
> >>Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient
> >beating.
> >
> >Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
> >
> >And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety,
> >unrivaled inconvenience.
> >
> >We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.
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Clark Cooper...
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