[from: Late Night w/ David Letterman ??] Top Ten Disadvantages of Winning a Nobel Prize 10. Have to get kissed by herring-breathed King Olaf. 9. Automatically disqualifies you from being a contestant on "Jeopardy". 8. Dangling medallion could get caught in open blender. 7. More junk mail from fly-by-night award-polishing services. 6. Distant relatives pestering you for free advice on particle physics. 5. Have to get in embarrassing kickline at end of ceremony with other winners. 4. Friends always borrowing medal for 10% discount at participating Red Lobsters. 3. Run-ins with gangs of Pulitzer Prize winners usually end up in brawl. 2. Sarcasm of postal carrier when saying "Here's your copy of 'Big Jugs' magazine, Mr. Nobel Laureate." And the number one disadvantage of winning a nobel prize, 1. Don't see a dime from Mattell Nobel Prize action figures.