Snipping snipping snipping goes the scissor man
Putting end to evil-doers' games
Snipping snipping snipping goes the scissor man
Maybe you are in his book of names

All self-made bad boys,
Who refuse to believe he exists
You won't be frightened
To find out you're on his list

So be good, and never poison people
Just think twice before the deed is done.
When you wake up guilty in the morning
You may find important pieces gone

  -- XTC, "scissor man", _Drums and Wires_