Deus does not exist
but if he does,
he lives above me
in the fattest largest cloud up there
he is whiter than white and cleaner than clean
he wants to reach me

Deus does not exist,
But if he does,
I always notice him
getting ready in his airy room
he is picking his clothes so gently up
he wants to touch me

I'm walking up and down the tiny street
pulling my collar it gets bigger

<I once met him
 It really surprised me,
 he put me in a bathtub,
 made me ... squeaky clean
 *really* clean>

To create a universe,
humans taste the forbidden fruit

<He said "hi"
 I said "hi"
 I was still clean>

Deus does not exist
But if he does
he want to get down from the cloud
first marzipan fingers and marble hands
More silent than silence and slower than slow,
diving towards me

My collar has huge room for two hands
they start at the chest and move slowly down

<I thought i had seen everything
 He wasn't white and flugly,
 He just had side burns
 He just had side burns
 And a quiff
 He said hi
 I said hi
 I was still clean
 I was squeaky clean
 I was surprised, just as you would be>

deus deus
he does not exist
deus deus