Sent: Wednesday, May 08, 2002 8:21 AM


> Southern Zodiac Signs
> 
> 
> OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20)
> Although you appear crude, you are actually very
> slick on the inside. Okras have
> tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back
> over his life and see the seeds of
> his/her influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon
> Pies. 
> 
> CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
> Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A chitlin,
> however, can make something of himself if he's
> motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with
> Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like Vesuvius.
> Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
> 
> BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20)
> You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're
> unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel
> the need to bore deep into the interior of
> everything. Needless to say, you are very intense
> and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody
> in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't
> worry about it. 
> 
> MOON PIE (Mar 21 - April 20)
> You're the type that spends a lot of time on the
> front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical
> appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key
> words here. You should marry anybody who you can get
> remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to
> be easy. This might be the year to think about
> aerobics. Maybe not.
> 
> POSSUM (APR 21 - May 21)
> When confronted with life's difficulties, possums
> have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a
> don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you
> become so withdrawn, people actually think you're
> dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically
> healthy, but seems to work for you. One day,
> however, it won't work and you may find your
> problems actually running you over.
> 
> CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21)
> Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office,
> you're always hanging around the water cooler.
> Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool
> to the golf course, the bathtub to the living room.
> You tend to be not particularly attractive
> physically, but you have very, very good heads.
> 
> COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23)
> Collards have a genius for communication. They love
> to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their
> essence with the essence of those around them.
> Collards make good social workers, psychologists,
> and baseball managers. As far as your personal life
> goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies.
> It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of
> heartache. 
> 
> CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23)
> Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart,
> although one whiskers may cause problems for loved
> ones. You catfish are never easy people to
> understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the
> clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish
> should stay away from Moon Pies.
> 
> GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23)
> Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself.
> You like to huddle together with a big crowd of
> other Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe you
> should think about joining a club. Where do you like
> to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon
> or butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where
> they have all these things, that serves you well.
> 
> BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23)
> You have a passionate desire to help your fellow
> man. Unfortunately, those who know you best - your
> friends and loved ones - may find that your
> personality is much too salty, and their criticism
> will probably affect you deeply because you are
> really much softer than you appear. You should go
> right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in
> a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road
> of life, you can be sure that people will always
> pull over and stop for you.
> 
> BUTTER BEAN (October 24 - Nov 22)
> Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter Beans get
> along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean,
> should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life
> and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You
> can sit next to anybody. However, you, too,
> shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.
> 
> ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21)
> You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but
> you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for
> you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms
> and insects. You are a throwback. You're not
> concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're
> not concerned with anything about today. You're
> really almost prehistoric in your interests and
> behavior patterns. You probably want to marry
> another Armadillo, but Possum is another somewhat
> kinky, mating possibility.
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