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>                                         WOMAN- A Chemical Analysis
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>ELEMENT:          Woman
>SYMBOL:           WO2
>DISCOVERED BY:    Adam
>ATOMIC MASS:      Accepted at 118lb but been know to vary from 100 to 550lbs.
>OCURRENCE:        Copious quantities in all urban areas.
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>PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
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>1.      Surface usually covered with a Painted film.
>2.      Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
>3.      Melts if given special treatment.
>4.      Bitter if incorrectly used.
>5.      Found in various states ranging from virgin to common ore.
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>CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
> 
>1.      Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones.
>2.      Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
>3.      May explode spontaneously without prior warning.
>4.      Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation 
>in alcohol.
>5.      Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.
> 
>COMMON USES
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>1.      Highly ornamental, especially in a sports car.
>2.      Can be a great aid to relaxation.
> 
>TESTS
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>1.      Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
>2.      Turns green when placed next to a better specimen.
> 
>**HAZARDS**
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>1.      Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
>2.      Illegal to possess more than one.



> Two new elements have been discovered.
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>      Element            : WOMAN
>      Symbol             : Wo
>      Atomic Weight      : 120 (more or less)
>
> Physical Properties:  Generally round in form.  Boils at nothing and may
> freeze anytime.  Melts whenever treated properly.  Very bitter if not used
> well.
>
> Chemical properties:  Very active.  Possesses strong affinity to gold,
> silver, platinum, and precious stones.  Violent when left alone.
> Able to absorb great amount of exotic food.  Turns slightly green when
> placed beside a better specimen.  Ages rapidly.
>
> Usage:  Highly ornamental.  An extremely good catalyst for disintegration of
> wealth.  Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
>
> Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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>  - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - + - +
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>      Yet Another New Element on the Periodic Table
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>      Element            : MAN
>      Symbol             : XY
>      Common Name(s)     : Varies anywhere from John to !@#$&*!
>      Atomic Weight      : 180+/-100
>
> Physical Properties:  Solid at room temperature but easily gets bent out of
> shape.  Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.  Difficult to find a pure sample.
> Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily
> as young, fresh samples.
>
> Chemical Properties:  Attempt to bond with Wo any chance it can get.  Also,
> tends to form strong bonds with itself.  Becomes explosive when mixed with
> Kd (element Kid) for a prolonged period of time.   basic.  Neutralize by
> saturating with alcohol.
>
> Usage:  None really, except methane production.  Good samples are able to
> produce large quantities on command.
>
> Caution:  In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins
> to smell.