Date: Thu, 02 Aug 2001 08:27:34 -0500

WHO WEARS THE PANTS??

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a
little fireside chat.

He says "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and
said, 'Here honey, try these on.' So, she did and said, 'Well sweetie
they're a little too big, I can't wear them.' So I replied, "...exactly.  I
wear the pants in this family and I always will."

Ever since that night we have never had any problems.

"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks this might be a good thing to try.

So, on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here
babe,
try these on." So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit
me."

So Jack says, "...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Jill takes off  her  panties and hands them to Jack and says, "Here,
you try on these." So he does and says, "I can't get into your panties."

So Jill says,"...exactly. And if you don't  change your f^#&*@! attitude,
you  never will!"