Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
From: carey@mhuxi.UUCP (Frank Carey)
Subject: It's that time of year again
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill, NJ
Date: Wed, 21 Dec 2005 7:20:02 PST  [But originally posted much earlier]



MERRY CHRISTMAS
    better !pout !cry
    better watchout
    lpr why
    santa claus <north pole >town

    cat /etc/passwd >list
    ncheck list 
    ncheck list
    cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
    cat list | grep nice >giftlist
    santa claus <north pole > town

    who | grep sleeping
    who | grep awake
    who | grep bad || good
    for (goodness sake) {
			 be good
			}