Subject: Rejected Titles for Twister

>  The Top 17 Rejected Titles for the Movie "Twister"
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>17.  "Roofless in Seattle"
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>16.  "Lift and Separate"
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>12.  "Schindler's Twist"
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>11.  "Field of Debris"
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>10.  "Dead Man Flying"
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> 9.  "I, Cumulus"
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> 8.  "One House Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
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> 7.  "The Splintered Bridges of Madison County"
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> 6.  "Wizard of Oz II: The Search For Toto"
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> 5.  "Killer Genuine Draft"
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> 4.  "Four Weddings & A Funnel"
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> 3.  "Indiana Jones and the Trailer Park of Doom"
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>15.  "Boys on the Side -- Of My Barn"
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>14.  "Summer Film So Full of Special Effects We Couldn't Fit in the Plot"
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>13.  "The Weather Channel: The Movie"
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> 2. "A Funnel Thing Happened On The Way To The Farm"
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> and the Number 1 Rejected Title for the Movie "Twister..."
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>    "Totally Gone With The Wind"

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