[1997.jul.21]
>      This woman went into a funeral home to make arrangements for her
>  husband's funeral.  She told the director that she wanted her husband
>  to be buried in a dark blue suit.
>
>      He asked, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black
>  suit that he's wearing?"  But she insisted that it must be a blue
> suit
>  and gave him a blank check to buy one.
>
>      When she came back for the wake, she saw her husband in the
> coffin
>  and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit.  She told the director how
>  much she loves the suit and asked how much it cost.
>
>     "Actually, it didn't cost anything.  The funniest thing happened.
>  As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing
> a
>  blue suit.  I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked
>  the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a
>  black suit.  She said that was fine with her.  So... I switched the
>  heads."
>