Article: 5119 of rec.humor.funny
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: cody@maine.maine.edu
Subject: They're not stupid, they're...
Date: Sat, 27 Jul 96 19:30:03 EDT

And here's the one about stupid people.
36 politically correct ways to say someone is stupid:

    They're...
      A few clowns short of a circus.
      A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
      An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
      A few beers short of a six-pack.
      Dumber than a box of hair.
      A few peas short of a casserole.
      They Don't have all their cornflakes in one box.
      The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
      One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
      One taco short of a combination plate.
      A few feathers short of a whole duck.
      All foam, no beer.
      The cheese slid off their cracker.
      Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
      Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
      They fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
      An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
      As smart as bait.
      Chimney's clogged.      
      They don't have all their dogs on one leash.
      they don't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
      Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
      Forgot to pay their brain bill.
      Their sewing machine's out of thread.
      Their antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
      Their belt doesn't go through all the loops.
      If they had another brain, it would be lonely.
      Missing a few buttons on their remote control.
      No grain in the silo.
      Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
      Receiver is off the hook.
      Several nuts short of a full pouch.
      Skylight leaks a little.
      Slinky's kinked.
      Surfing in Nebraska.
      Too much yardage between the goal posts.

[Note - my personal favorite (with apologies to Scott Adams) is "I wonder
	how many angels could dance on their head?" - ed.]