Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Organization: Cornell University From: jpn1@cornell.edu (Justin P. Norfleet) Subject: Shark Chum Keywords: chuckle Approved: funny@clarinet.com Date: Sat, 3 Jun 95 19:30:02 EDT Lines: 16 [Heard on the radio recently in Ithaca, NY] "Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible." "If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump."