Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Organization: Cornell University
From: jpn1@cornell.edu (Justin P. Norfleet)
Subject: Shark Chum
Keywords: chuckle
Approved: funny@clarinet.com
Date: Sat, 3 Jun 95 19:30:02 EDT
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[Heard on the radio recently in Ithaca, NY]

"Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend 
off shark attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a 
shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and
punch it in the nose as hard as possible."


"If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump."