Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: henry@nhcc.com (Henry W. Farkas)
Subject: Signs of the times
Keywords: smirk
Date: Thu, 27 May 1999 19:30:00 PDT

This new allergy drug I'm taking is really making me woozy.  In trying to
express how I feel to a rather young co-worker, I said, "I feel like a 45
playing at 33 1/3."  He just looked at me blankly.  I realized an upgrade
in analogy was required, so I said, "I feel like I'm trying to run Windows
on an 8086".  Then the light went on! 

[I received the above notice this morning, in an e-mail from a friend.]

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