Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 09:55:19 -0800 (11:55 CST)

Money...
 >>
 >> It can buy a House
 >> But not a Home
 > > It can buy a Bed
 >> But not Sleep
 >> It can buy a Clock
 >> But not Time
 >> It can buy you a Book
 >> But not Knowledge
 >> It can buy you a Position
 >> But not Respect
 >> It can buy you Medicine
 >> But not Health
 >> It can buy you Blood
 >> But not Life
 >> It can buy you Sex
 >> But not Love
 >>
 >> So you see money isn't everything.
 >> And it often causes pain and suffering.
 >>
 >> I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and
 >> as your Friend I want to take away your pain and
 >> suffering...
 >>
 >> So send me all your money
 >> And I will suffer for you.
 >> Cash is fine.