Date:         Fri, 20 Jul 2001 07:46:27 -0500


Male bashing continues! Incoming!


Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling
   around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.

Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between
   his neck and the noose.

Q. What do you call the useless piece of skin on the
   end of a man's penis?
A. His body.

Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen
   to him brag about the screwing part.

Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping
   for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger
   make 90% of their decisions.

Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.

Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.
   Then tell him to pick only one.

Q: What do men and panty hose have in common?
A: They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!

Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
   A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"