This popped up on comp.sys.newton.misc (source lost..):

>>How many Newton users does it take to change a lightbulb?
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>>Foux! There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.



>Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
>A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with 
>brightly colored machine tools.
>
>Q: How many minimalists does it take to change a light bulb? 
>A: One
>