Date:    Fri, 22 May 1998 09:34:55 EDT
Subject:  JOKE: The Latex Factory




Thanks Dany for the joke...

A fellow is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex
products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures
baby-bottle nipples.  The machine makes a loud hiss-pop! noise.
"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the
guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the
nipple."
Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are
manufactured.  The machine makes a noise:
'Hiss.  Hiss.  Hiss.  Hiss-pop!"
"Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour, "I understand what
the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop!' every so often?"
"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine,"
says the guide.  "It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."
"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"
"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"