Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: balexand@hpmail2.fwrdc.rtsg.mot.com (Bill Alexander)
Subject: Ode to Barney
Keywords: smirk, television, parody
Date: Fri, 30 Dec 94 19:30:04 EST
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I was visiting my parents the other day, and heard my _5_ year old brother
singing this modified Christmas Carol:   


Joy to the world!
Barney's dead.
We barbequed his head.

What happened to the body?
We flushed it down the potti.

Round and round it goes,
round and round it goes...
And round and round and round it goes!

-- 
Bill Alexander
balexand@ftw.mot.com