>Date: Tue, 5 Dec 95 17:51:16 -0800
>From: Peter Langston <psl@wolfenet.com>
>Subject: Jesus the Teacher
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>The Joy of Teaching
>
>Then Jesus took his disciples up to the mountain and gathered them around
>him, he taught them saying, "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is
>the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are the meek. Blessed are they that mourn.
>Blessed are you when you suffer. Be glad and rejoice, for your reward is
>great in heaven."
>Then Simon Peter said, "Are we supposed to know this?"
>And Andrew said, "Will we have a test on this?"
>And Philip said, "I don't have any paper."
>And Bartholomew said, "Do we have to turn this in?"
>And John said, "The other disciples didn't have to learn this."
>And Matthew said, "May I go to the bathroom?"
>Then one of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesus' lesson plan
>and inquired of Jesus, "Where are your objectives and your required
>competencies in the cognitive domain?"
>And Jesus wept.