Date: Thu, 28 Aug 1997 12:18:00 -0400
Subject: JOKE: A few short ones...



> Husband:  Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
> Wife:  Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
> light on.
>
>
>               **************************************
>
>
> I married Mr. Right.  I just didn't know his first name was Always.
>
>

> My girlfriend telephoned me:
>           "I think there's water in the carburetor."
>           "Where's the car?" I asked her.
>           She replied:  "At the bottom of the lake."
>