Date:         Tue, 28 Aug 2001 09:11:10 +1000
Subject:      hunting in Alabama
To: VALHALLA@listserv.rice.edu


Alabama Hunters

A couple of Alabama hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to
the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in
his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the
operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the
line, saying, "OK, now what?"