Return-Path: owner-valhalla@listserv.rice.edu Return-Path: Received: from listserv.rice.edu (listserv.rice.edu [128.42.5.5]) by cs.rice.edu (8.9.0/8.9.0) with ESMTP id VAA29330; Thu, 29 Mar 2001 21:54:45 -0600 (CST) Received: from listserv.rice.edu (listserv.rice.edu [128.42.5.5]) by listserv.rice.edu (8.11.0/8.9.0) with ESMTP id f2U3sRD02572; Thu, 29 Mar 2001 21:54:27 -0600 (CST) Received: from LISTSERV.RICE.EDU by LISTSERV.RICE.EDU (LISTSERV-TCP/IP release 1.8d) with spool id 11782 for VALHALLA@LISTSERV.RICE.EDU; Thu, 29 Mar 2001 21:54:24 -0600 Received: from sys32.hou.wt.net (sys32.hou.wt.net [205.230.159.32]) by listserv.rice.edu (8.11.0/8.9.0) with ESMTP id f2U3sLD02565 for ; Thu, 29 Mar 2001 21:54:21 -0600 (CST) Received: from oemcomputer (216-119-132-139.ipset12.wt.net [216.119.132.139]) by sys32.hou.wt.net (8.9.1/8.9.1) with SMTP id VAA23180 for ; Thu, 29 Mar 2001 21:54:27 -0600 (CST) MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0025_01C0B89A.CEBC5FA0" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4522.1200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4522.1200 Message-ID: <002801c0b8cd$1a41cbe0$8b8477d8@oemcomputer> Date: Thu, 29 Mar 2001 21:54:19 -0600 Reply-To: Scott Niblack Sender: VALHALLA -- T h e F o u r t h T a p From: Scott Niblack Subject: HOW TO IRRITATE PEOPLE IN 16 EASY STEPS To: VALHALLA@listserv.rice.edu This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0025_01C0B89A.CEBC5FA0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable 1.During the lunchbreak, sit in a parked car and aim a hair-dryer at = passing cars, just to see them slow down.=20 2.Use the intercom to call yourself (do not change your voice)=20 3. Every time someone askes you something, you ask: "Do you want ketchup = with it?"=20 4.Encourage your collegues to do the raindance with you every Wednesday=20 5. Take a wastebin, put it on our desk and write "Incoming mail" on it.=20 6. Develop a unnatural fear for staplers.=20 7. Use decaf in the coffeemachine for about three weeks. And when = everyone has kicked off caffeine, swith to espresso.=20 8. Answer everything anyone says with: "That's what you think."=20 9. Skip instead of walk=20 10. Ask people what gender they are.=20 11. Sing with the opera=20 12. Visit the poetry club and ask them why they don't rhyme.=20 13. Find out where your boss buys his outfits and buy the same. Wear it = the day after your boss did. This is extremely effective when your boss = is not the same sex as you are=20 14. Hang a curtain around your desk=20 15. Tell your friend five days ahead that you won't come to their party = because you're not in the mood.=20 16. Ask people if they are pregnant. ------=_NextPart_000_0025_01C0B89A.CEBC5FA0 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
1.During the lunchbreak, sit in a = parked car and=20 aim a hair-dryer at passing cars, just to see them slow down. =

2.Use the=20 intercom to call yourself (do not change your voice)

3. Every = time=20 someone askes you something, you ask: "Do you want ketchup with it?"=20

4.Encourage your collegues to do the raindance with you every = Wednesday=20

5. Take a wastebin, put it on our desk and write "Incoming mail" = on it.=20

6. Develop a unnatural fear for staplers.

7. Use decaf = in the=20 coffeemachine for about three weeks. And when everyone has kicked off = caffeine,=20 swith to espresso.

8. Answer everything anyone says with: = "That's what=20 you think."

9. Skip instead of walk

10. Ask people what = gender=20 they are.

11. Sing with the opera

12. Visit the poetry = club and=20 ask them why they don't rhyme.

13. Find out where your boss buys = his=20 outfits and buy the same. Wear it the day after your boss did. This is = extremely=20 effective when your boss is not the same sex as you are

14. Hang = a=20 curtain around your desk

15. Tell your friend five days ahead = that you=20 won't come to their party because you're not in the mood.

16. = Ask people=20 if they are pregnant.
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