Date: Fri, 17 Jul 1998 21:15:20 -0700


Good:      Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad :      You can't find your birth control pills
Worse:     Your daughter borrowed them.

Good:      Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad:       You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse:     You're in them.

Good:      Your husband understands fashion.
Bad  :     He's a crossdresser.
Worse:     He looks better than you.

Good:      Your son's finally maturing.
Bad:       He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse:     So are you.

Good:      You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad:       She keeps interrupting.
Worse:     With corrections.

Good:      Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad:       She wants a divorce.
Worse:     She's a lawyer.

Good:      The postman's early
Bad:       He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Worse:     You gave him nothing for Christmas last year.

Good:      You came home for a quickie
Bad:       The postman had the same idea
Worse:     You're 5th in line.


What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?   
  45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 
  45 minutes

What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
  Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
  $3.99 a minute.