Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Standing up for himself
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1998 19:30:00 PDT

Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff
one, Eddie.  I just had another fight with the woman".

"Oh yeah", said Eddie.  "And how did this one end"?

"When it was over", Harvey replied.  "She came to me on her hands and
knees".

"Really?  Now that's a switch!  What did she say"? 

"She said, 'Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel!'"

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