Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: The exam Date: Sat, 13 Feb 1999 19:30:01 PST A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?" "Nine..." [Copyright 1998 - JokeCenter.com and Imagine-NET Internet Services, http://www.jokecenter.com, http://www.imagine-net.com]