[1997.jul.21] > Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The > cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a > trial. > > The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten > pieces > of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to > gather > fruits. > > The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." > > The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the > fruits > up your ass without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." > > The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in > pain, > so he was killed. > > The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king > explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be > easy. > 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in > laughter and was killed. > > The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. > > The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with > it?" > > The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy > coming > with pineapples." >